Wednesday 25 March 2009

Ready Brek scribbles


At about the time of the Transformers movie being mooted, and with a hint of the then-recent Minority Report, the Ready Brek guys came up with this rather sweet idea about the all-seeing Robot Food Police, whose job it was to make sure people kept well away from unhealthy snacks in the future - even if it meant scaring the crap out of them. So, fridges are forcibly emptied of lollies, oven chips and fish fingers and the contents chucked into a "zapper" etc, but good old Ready Brek is the exception to the rule or something...

Sorry, Rene...


This was a rather nice idea for Citroen, featuring the car in a Magritte landscape - complete with scores of black cats and umbrellas in the sunshine - driven by a Belmondo-esque maniac.

More High Comedy



A large amount of frames for a BOOTS script from a few years ago -again, Moliere to the fore on this one...

Friday 13 March 2009

Aping different styles






Copying the style of Ralph Steadman for these 3 visuals was a bit of a larf, and I think they almost come off, but are probably too neat and tidy, truth be told. At least the client was happy, and as I say, it's always nice to do something a bit different. The same thing goes for the visual done in the style of Leonardo da Vinci for VISA.

French New Wave? Bo***ocks, more like..


Just a couple of frames from a board for Renault Clio from a few years ago - where the English guy and the French girl debate which of their countries has contributed more to world culture. Of course, we all know the answer to that one, but here's a nice shot of the Jude Law-type proving it to the deluded Gallic popsie, anyway, whilst wearing what appear to be pull-on comedy hands.

Snappy, happy and seriously crappy...


A creepy little script for Citroen featuring an even-lower rent version of the Addams Family than appeared in the third movie, let alone the bargain-basement fourth one. As usual there was a ridiculous deadline and so little time to do it justice, but it's jobs like this one that make you realise how lucky you are getting paid to draw this stuff, however inconsequential it may be.

Ohh - the smell of it....



Here's a couple of b/w/ tone visuals done at A4 for Renault featuring famous drivers in heroic poses - a la any pretentious French fragrance you care to name.
I've posted them as they came out quite well, and it was a nice change from colour work!

Wednesday 11 March 2009

Some lookalikes


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Lookalikes are always a bugger, but they crop up quite a lot in advertising, and to be honest I always enjoy the challenge of trying to nail the likenesses. The storyboard is for Jameson's whiskey, where drinking said product turns rivals into the best of pals, and I thought using Ron Jeremy and Hugh Hefner was inspired under-the-radar stuff. For the record, the other frames feature Castro and JFK, Scorsese and Hitchcock, some other boxer and Chrith Eubank and finally Bjorn Bjorg and John McEnroe. The rest of the people on show here are just culled from various jobs, and show Robbie, Timothy Spall, gorgeous Zoe Lucker, John Lydon and Nigella. Buffy and her mates was done for my daughter and Terry-Thomas was done for Toyota for some reason...

Pop down to Specsavers...


...and get shot or possibly bummed, by the look of it. This is a selection of frames from an animatic for Specsavers, believe it or not. The creatives were very nice people who were clearly Robert Rodriguez fans, as the brief was to give the whole thing a look of the then-current Sin City (this was late 2005) - a film I have only guarded admiration for, despite my love of comics. Naturally enough, by the time the idea hit TV, it had become so watered down that any gritty or "dangerous" references were predictably absent. Still - it was nice to do a job that at least had the potential to be really dramatic and different.

Satan, Ziggy and the Shawshank Redemption...





Three visuals that I quite like. Satan was done a couple of years ago for yet another job that I can't recall, while Ziggy was one of a number of gag visuals for HMV- all showing the company jack russell dressed as various icons from Bowie to Bogart. The Shawshank poster rip-omage was an idea for the Guinness sponsorship of Irish football, done for an Irish Agency.

Tuesday 10 March 2009

Clubbing in Narnia


A selection of frames from a storyboard for a Coors commercial. The A/D on this wanted a very stark feel, and the story (as far as I can recall) was about a scary Narnia Ice Queen-type delivering beer to a shedload of winter clubbers, with a lycanthropic DJ thrown in for good measure. Look- don't ask me - I only had a day or two to draw the thing, but it was a nice change just using black and white -no greys. Plus I got to draw a fella howling at the moon. Sweet.

Monday 9 March 2009

A fresh batch of kak...





Just a selection of odds and ends. A few moody posters for Western Union, some visuals for DHL, a batch of frames for NTL with a housewife "experiencing" the delights of cable tv ( this WAS several years ago...) and a board for Slim-Fast, where the heroine sees food everywhere she looks, and is of course as thin as a rake and most definitely not a porker. Oh yes - she REALLY needs to drink Slim-Fast.
The DHL frames were drawn at A5, and pretty much everything else on this blog was done at around A4 size, with some of the posters going up to A3, but nowt bigger, really - just in case anyone was wondering!

Edna the Inebriate Woman



A little storyboard in gaudy seasonal colour for NatWest - the tale of dear little old Edna. Poor Edna is caught out in the middle of the Christmas Eve rush, trying to locate a branch of her bank, so she can draw out her pension and buy her weekly crate of whiskey or ketamine or whatever. However, she discovers that all the branches are being sold-off by her greedy bank and getting turned into coffee shops and winebars. You see, if only she'd moved to NatWest, who never do such things , she'd have had her money and be happily muntered by Boxing Day, with a bit of cash left over to pay for a rent-boy for the New Year. Result!

ANNO 1503 or summat...



I remember I did these for a role-playing game - just as visuals, nothing more. I ended up doing quite a few of these - always featuring an all-singing, all-dancing cast of thousands like these two, and always with a short deadline. I had 3 days for this one - a day to get references and then do the traces , and a couple of days to produce the very busy finished visuals. The clients were very easy to deal with though, and I enjoyed referencing all the historical detail - ships, clothing and so on. The concept was that at this crucial period in history you can choose, as a player of ANNO 1503, to either to make war or make trade. Not being a gamer myself, I couldn't give a monkey's but like I say - they were a lot of fun to do.

On the beach


A little ad for Persil, I think, with the kids making a lovely whale piccy out of beach detritus - avoiding the used condoms and wodges of bog-roll, naturally - whilst at the same time ensuring they'll get shouted-at by their mums come tea-time cos the little swine can't resist wiping their sandy mitts all over their very expensive kit.

Friday 6 March 2009

Timing's everything...


I just thought I'd throw this visual for McDonald's on here because it makes oi larrf...

Take my Mother-in-Law. No, really, take her...


This is a fairly self-explanatory storyboard sequence - we follow the camera down into the ocean to close-in on a Visit Malta.com sign imperceptibly photoshopped onto the bow of a sunken ship. No fabulous idea here, just a chance to draw the rotting, listing hulk of a once-mighty leviathan, now battered, scarred and pockmarked with the passage of time , grimly awaiting slow, grinding and total deterioration - alone and in silence. Something I hadn't had the chance to do since the mother-in-law asked me to do her portrait...eh? eh??

NOW what??


I cannot recall what this was for - but it made me smile doing it. Just a day's work drawing people in various "Oh-No..." situations, from dropping your biscuit in your brew to Gordon Ramsey not being able to find the right spoon or some-such. Maybe it was an ad for a Ramsey tv show? Anyway ... I just finished watching "Deep Rising" again. Great cast - Famke Janssen, Beni from "The Mummy",Hannibal Lecter's psychiatrist and Magua himself, Wes Studi. And of course, the unsung-est of unsung movie action heroes - Treat Williams as Finnegan. To quote my daughter - seriously, you have to see this film.

Recruiting Ethnic coppers.




This was a storyboard for the Police - done via the ad agency of course - in an attempt to recruit more coppers from different ethnic groups, using the idea of a multi-generational Asian family talking to camera, saying how they used to be so worried about the youngest son, how he had always been good-for-nothing, getting into trouble etc etc and then suddenly a copper comes in, and we think what we're supposed to think . Of course, it's revealed that this is in fact the son , who has "made good" by joining the force but still wants his tea. Cue are smiles all round. Looking again at the size of the gameboy the sister is holding, makes me realise this must have been done sometime in the last century.

Tuesday 3 March 2009

Junkyard drumming.


This was a poster concept for Rolex, of all things. I only include it here because I like the feel of the pencils. They asked for it to look gritty and that it be sepia-toned - which I did on the mac afterwards. I think it looks OK for a day's work.

Storyboard for N-GAGE Gaming.


Quite an action-packed quickie storyboard this one. Panic on the streets of London as gamers experience what they put their poor characters through , or summat! This basic idea comes around again and again in gaming advertising in various forms, and always works.

A real quickie for Orange.


Now this was a fun one - drawing the Orange boys and George Lucas for a prospective cinema ad. (Did they ever DO this one?) It was about 5 years ago, and I was given barely any refs of the characters and I only knew Steve Furst from Lenny Beige and Little Britain, but I did the best I could in the time. That was the other thing - I think I was given an afternoon to do the lot, ( and there are only 7 frames actually) so it looks a tad slick!

Oh, the shame...


I don't remember ever seeing a tv or cinema ad for Viagra when it first came on the market, but here's the proof that they were thinking about it. I remember I had a day from brief to delivery on this job, and I was shaking my head the whole 24 hours, thinking "I can't believe I'm doing this...". OK - some of the little sequences are funny - but the whole idea of sitting in your living room, with a tv dinner in your lap,watching old people getting fruity and then some old feller giving the V for Victory sign because he managed to keep it up ..... well it was always going to be a difficult sell, wasn't it?

Sunday 1 March 2009

Hendrix vignettes.


I can't for the life of me recall what these were done for, but the brief was to supply some highly-finished visuals of Jimi Hendrix, with vignetted edges. They were drawn quite small - about A5 size, and they're a bit dull to look at, but I guess they were used as a visual aid or maybe as part of a slide presentation linked to a music track - I have no idea. That's actually the oddest aspect of being a visualiser for ad agencies, come to think of it. Unlike when working on storyboards for a director, you're never in the room when the work is presented to client, so you never really see the creative process through. Then, once your work is sent off, the next one lands on your desk and because deadlines are usually in terms of a few hours or a few days, you're too busy getting that one underway to dwell on how things might have gone on the last job; and sometimes when the ideas are a bit weak, you don't really care,but occasionally, when you've really enjoyed doing a job - you're left wondering what happened next. Cue violins...